|World Record Carp!
A new world record has been sit, largest carp ever caught in a drainage ditch.
The giant carp had landlubbers calling 911 to get the police to help (?) deal with the world record carp in Olathe, Kansas.
Police were 'excited' - "As far as fish tales go, this one is a whopper. Police were called in to help snag a 60-pound carp in a drainage ditch next to a neighborhood lake in Olathe, Kansas."